So the map decided it wanted to yell at me today

The map being mean

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Well.

You know now what is expected of you, don’t you.

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Yes but… it didnt have to yell at me… lol

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lol

Gaijin really wants you to PTFO

Here! HERE! GO HERE MORON!

HoI4 player be like (then not high on micro):

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It’s the basement guy trying to tell you where he is so you can help him escape back to his family at the D point

I dont see the problem, just go bomb those units :P

My biggest question is why the game is putting a game objective so far behind enemy lines…

Yeah I guess that’s a bug (and also the reason for the large arrow): such troop movements should happen a the front, just like the push fro C3 to D3, but as the ground battle was placed so far from the front, the arrow got scaled up…

You see how in the right battle, the arow is centered on the front line. Same for the battle to the left, just that the push is from D2 to H2, hence the scaled up (but centered on the front line as well) arrow.

the map is so tired of blind german mains

Sim EC is funny with the pushes. One time my team pushed so many times in one direction that the tank battle spawned right on the enemy airfield.
5 Gepards and a bunch of M60s right on the runway of the enemy. Funniest thing ever seeing a new player join only to run nose-first into a tank.