Suggestion to add the Partizan Tank, assault tank as a premium event vehicle at - 1.0 br
Partizan Tank
“Just look at this POS. Can you believe somebody thought this was a good idea?”
– Woody Allen lookalike
True History
The Yugoslav Partizans really wanted a tank to retake a village of Srb so the Serbs had somewhere to live after the war. One engineering dropout Stevo Brozović, decided after a long night of heavy drinking that a fuel tank would make the best possible defense against machinegun fire. So they stole one from the local train yard, cut it in half. Figured they had to actually give the bloody thing the ability of locomotion. Stole some wheelchairs from the local hospitals (don’t worry there were no cripples in communist countries) and popped them on easy peasy. No room for an engine so they either had to Fred Flintstone the tucker around or use a donkey to tow it around like its modern day Russian logistics.
Now before they sent it out to charge a fortified position. Stevo wanted to increase the chances of getting killed in the first minute from a “probably” to a “maybe”. So they did a test run on the armor with a machine gun and found that maybe building your APC out of something meant to hold 200 gallons of fuel wasn’t the brightest pencil in the pencil case idea.
The base armor was 6 - 8 mm thick so they added 4.5 mm plate. Shot at it. Machine gun still penetrated. Added another steel plate 4.5 mm thick. But this time it was spaced out and they added sand and whatever they could find on the ground to fill the air gap in-between the plates.
This made it the first vehicle to use composite armor. T-64 eat your heart out.
The thing didn’t have any real guns. But it did have a thin, three sided shield with decoy barrels so a Italian facing the front of this thing would never ever for any reason try to shoot below that shield even if he did notice that the apparent guns weren’t aimed at him but shots were still coming his way from the vehicle.
After the design was ready the Italians stationed at Srb got so scared by Stevo’s super weapon that they up and left. Partizans decided that it would be cruel to have the enemy get killed by a trash bin on wheels and decided to use whatever the Italians and Germans left behind.
It is said that the vehicle still resides somewhere In the Croatian History Museum’s back yard. Waiting for the next war.
Specs
Speed: Depends on the crew or donkey
Engine: Look at “Speed”. But lets say 4 km/h
Weight: No clue but I bet six guys could lift it.
Crew: Either 8 children or 4 adults
Armor: ~15 - 17 mm + 60 - 80 mm of sand and stuff. Also bottom was 4.5 mm thick and a dome above was probably 6 - 8 mm thick since it was part of the original fuel tank.
Armament: 4 x whatever gun they brought to work that day.
Secondary armament: Hand grenades.
Alpha Partizan tank asserting dominance over beta M3 stuart
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