When can we expect a snail bodypillow?

I’m not talking about just in game, i mean irl. (goes for any wt body pillow)

It can be a new merchandise avenue for the snail to have AND give the players a chance quell their rage whenever they lose 13 games in a row due to their team mates breathing down their necks while dry humping you outta cover!

Be it flame throwers, bullets, salt, jars. You can do whatever you want with them!

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I don’t know what i expected from this (Smidge high), though enjoy the comments.

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That would be 5999 rubles please, and you also get 20 days premium with 2500 golden eagle

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10/10 would buy, ||: cuddle with it at night in hopes of blessed non-uptiers the next day and when it doesnt work 14lbs of Tannerite and a few more dollars later we’ve fot snail two, cuddle with it at night in hopes of blessed non-uptiers the next day and when it doesn’ work 14lbs of Tannerite and a few more sollars layer we’re got snail three :||

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Man’s asking the real questions

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At least a throw pillow