We need more body pillows

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Not really, it’s actually boosted Ooari tourism and they have collabs with other tank games.

But if you want to rage bait people take it to pm’s.

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… Where does “dilating” come from in that line of copypasta?

Because due to my social group, and the usual aspirational surgeries my social group has wider or direct…

Dilating has a very, very specific meaning I cannot shake and I need to know the origins to get this cursed image out of my head.

It is very, very cursed.

It’s not that deep lol. It’s just part of the whole line package of someone sperging out in a rage.

Man, I’m just waiting for Gaijin to make this a decal. My abrooms is incomplete without it.

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Also yes, more pillows. We’ve got four of the nations and two of the furry mascot. But we have at least seven nations in the game now. Add subtrees and that number goes up even higher.

I’m indifferent to the furry mascot but some people really like them. So gaijin should add more.

They should let us disable some cosmetic decorators cough cough BUSHES cough cough so people don’t complain about seeing a cartoon character for 2 seconds in a match.

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A Kim Jong Un body pillow (more like body mattress) would go so hard

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This was actually passed in 2022 on the old forums, Thatz made a re-copy here;

Can’t find anywhere else where it’s talked about but for anyone interested it’s the ‘floof - Yukari decal’ from Girls und panzer.

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Saint Yukari, all hail. Praise be upon thy floof.

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I honestly didn’t expect my post to get this MASSIVE. Just like low taper fad-

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Yes, 100%
I dont use most of the decals/bodypillows, but I love having them, and they can take the seriousness away from a game that feels like a job at times

“Oh but i dont want any of this weeb / furry nonsense in my warthunder!!!”
Its our warthunder, comrade, and you can literally hit “except fictional” on the “show all content in battles” setting, aka: cry about it. Why is it your right to determine what others do with their stuff? If i wanna put a sticker on my car, I can, whats the difference between that and putting a virtual bodypillow on my virtual tank?

Its also worth noting, that a lot of people might argue “buhmuhrealism!!!” to which i say: “what realism?”. You can literally see tanks from the 1940s face tanks from the 1960s, we have things that exist just for game balance, a lot of people have goofy M22 / L3/33s that they use in top tier constantly. It doesnt take away from realism, because theres barely any to begin with

Its also one of those things that can act as an immediate vibechecker

Basically
Gib more pillow :3

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Tanks from various eras fight each other in real life.
Remember, some nations are still fielding relics of the past.

You can literally see 1960’s tanks face 2010’s tank in real life right now, what’s your point?

I dont remember a predominant force of Tiger I’s and T-34s facing things like the Strv-74, actually I dont remember the Strv 74 seeing much use, at least by Sweden (originally I had put Panzer IVs, but I forgot about BRs, hence the edit)

Your counterpoint does little to actually counteract mine, which is quite literally: the complaint about realism when it comes to bodypillows is easily dispelled when the game already isnt exactly realistic on its own, and you can disable it if you like anyways

Oh yeah, we see as much in the current conflict between Russia and Ukraine, however, afaik the German military doesnt still field the Tiger I or Tiger II, and they definitely didnt in the 60s, where it can see tanks of the area

Also, once again, im not here to argue over WT’s realism, I’m here to argue for more bodypillows, citing the realism as a reason why we should

You’re arguing with the wrong point here

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Awww dangit, I was hoping to see something funny!

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I don’t think I’ve seen a post get hidden that fast, wonder what he said

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We even have outright fictional tanks like M1 KVT (all KVTs are M1A1s)

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That too! (Which, I think the only reason it’s still here is cause it’s a prem and makes too much money to remove)

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That was disproven long time ago, don’t use it as argument please

Given your track record? Lol if you told me the sky was blue I’d go outside and check.

Their reasoning was that it wouldn’t be a big difference and they “needed” a premium at that BR. Still a silly idea.

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