Martin experince

Hello guys, My name is Martin, I work in tabak faktory 5 days a week for 12 hours. I can afford to play dis gejm only on 6 and 7 week day. I play 3 nations, amerika, germani and rusha. amerika is veri weak please boost them, I have about 20% win rate on M1A1. Rusia is so so strong and it’s nonsense in this geim, I will parody, look:
-veri insane russian tank on paper, never built (paper)
-I like it give me 14 of it (gaijing)
-real laif tonk, with spaliners; M3A3 floatable, with +2 scouts (ryl life)
-haha turret ring go up (gajing)

in conclucion I wrote this down on my lunch break, im hungry and i will probably will be sad on 6-7 day, because amerika suffer, and pantsir exist in zis game. (mods pls dont ban or hide, it took me a lot of time to write zis down and im hungry and sorry for bad london)

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if ju agrii pleaze give a me hear, it’s a veri hearty hart

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Babe new WT copypasta dropped

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This is art.

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Tis one for the centuries my good fella, let us Ctrl+c/v real quick… (It’s a joke dw)

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but i do not kopy anyone

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and he did it on his lunch break, so . . . . . +10 “style” points . .
A dedicated player if there ever was one . .
Never Enough Time

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Martin this moment:

kirobetter-hold-up-this-writing-fire

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Peak just dropped

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omaga gaijing ples gibe mor 80 doller premums, i bue the vecos they buye me knowledg and skeel, i heev 600 deat an 12 kill on neu JA37D, i worke har for more, gaem need it.
grinde so fun, need 200 hour to get tree.

Nah honestly mene aint even aworthy attempt to replicate it. Hats off sire, the dent in the head was too big even for me on that one.
Pin this post, let it shine

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Yes mods pliz pin this as ‘fame wall of jokes” idk me no god english

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You forgot 2Cope38, but this post still a banger

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I dont know him, who him is ?

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players: bmp2m too strong, nerf put 10
gaijin: you asked 2s38?
** wild promo appears **
players: sell mom buy 2s38

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great success

A single vehicle that makes people make gazillion threads about it.

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