I think I’ll post some of my favorite comments here, actually.
‘На дитё инцеста я бы номинировала, я то знаю о чём говорю’ - ‘I would nominate for the child of incest, I know what I’m talking about’
‘Мой голос не зарегает, как и снаряды’ - ‘My voice doesn’t register, just like the shells’
‘What labor and what love?’
‘когда деревья нормально пофиксите?’ - ‘When will you fix the trees properly?’
‘heck no’
‘Gaijin still thinks it’s april 1st🥀’
‘Same thing every year. It isn’t any funnier this time.’
‘amor e o meu ovo - love and my egg’ (I have no idea what he means.)
‘more like slave of labor’
‘傻比bvvd,我操你妈!!!!!!’ - I’m not even gonna say that one, but it’s hilarious.
‘Категории «Любимые ба------д» нет. Так что, улитки, проходите мимо…’ - ‘There’s no “Favorite Ba------d” category. So, snails, move on…’
‘until you region lock the chinese on own THIS GAME WILL BE NOMINATED TO “SUCK MY N–S”.’
‘不是bvvd你配吗,下个版本中系不出相控阵雷达飞机,我直接让你马飞起来’ - ‘If you’re not a BVVD, do you even deserve it? In the next patch, the Chinese faction won’t release phased-array radar aircraft, and I’ll make your horse fly.’ (What’s a BVVD anyways?)
‘Oh nawrr. Must have been the wind.’
And many more now on steam for your viewing pleasure! I think I’ll go review bomb them a little instead of a nice vote. How does that sound?