Eurofighter Typhoon - Germany's Best Fighter Jet

This is a picture of death incarnate.


Eurofighter could never.

1 Like

Wanna know a very fun thing soviets have rn at top tier? Here’s your guide step by step.
1)Get a couple of kills, mb capture a point idk.
2)J out
3)Spawn su-34 - launch 6xKH38 + UMPK at the point or SPAA idk, figure it out = 6-7 kills
4)J out
5)That should be enough to spawn a backup for su-34, spawn it then repeat 3) = 6-7 kills
6)J out
7)You for sure have enough spawnpoints to spawn su-30 now, since it’s a different class of the plane, spawn it - launch 6xKH38, if it has grom or smth - launch it at SPAA = 6-7 kills
8)By that time enemy CAS or CAP should be up (if they didn’t quit already) - launch your R77-1s, since you have a good radar there’s a high chance that some or all of them will die
9)The hardest part. You gotta CHECK if you have enough spawnpoints for a backup. If you do - J out and spawn it, if not - RTB. = 6-7 kills again. If match isn’t over yet.
10)Match is probably over at this point. Half of the enemy team ragequit, half of them are probably clickbaits anyway.
Congrats! You have 24-28 kills! Which is unrealistic, because by the moment of your third spawn match would probably be over already. BUT THE POTENTIAL, YOU SEE.
Should I tell how much easier it becomes if you use a light tank? Should I? Or perhaps should I talk about how if you get killed by CAP - you can spawn a pantsir and lock the sky?
Or maybe… Just maybe… I should mention that every point from 1-10 can be done using your feet? Sure you’ll struggle a little bit with 1), but everything else is as easy as it gets.
Not a single country using EFT - can reach such results, even remotely.

6 Likes

so which eurofighter do you fly

Damn chill out omni-man.

THINK WereCat, THINK

3 Likes

An su-34 with 6kh pointing at a eft with 18 brimstones saying “look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power” is pretty funny.

4 Likes

lol at the thought brimstones are comparable to the 38MTs lmao even

Should be the other way around though. I bet russian brass has nightmares involving that video of a Tornado.

So absence of CAP isn’t mandatory for Su-34 to carry out 3 landings lol ?

Why did you make me say this? You’re flying so you can watch everyone on the ground die! Think, Wehraboo! You’ll outlast every fragile, insignificant teammate in this match. You’ll fly to see the D point crumble to dust and blow away! Everyone and everything you first spawned with will be gone! What will you have after 5 minutes?

Nope, since you can launch them right from the spawn.

Just lol.

Looking at their stats. None

exactly

What? You’re claiming that I’m incorrect? What’s your point?

So you’re invincible at and around your spawn, got it.

No but until you get slapped in an Su-34 by an ADATS or a VT-1 you can launch almost if not all your ordonnance, and if there’s no CAP you go rearm happily with 4-7 kills.
On some maps where the air spawn is 14-16 km the Su-34 literally doesn’t get in range of my VT-1 before he peaces out after firing his Kh.

So your claim is that the timeframe between you spawning and you launching all 6 kh-38s is long enough for you to be CAPed? I like how you also kinda hint that we should have a CAP plane constantly monitoring enemy airspawn, lol.

1 Like

so 2+6, full internal tank, no external tanks or anything else aside from those missiles… 10g… makes you think, where did gaijin get the 6-7g number from?

Oh we all know where they’re pulling them out from. I’ve heard some cavedivers have been there. That’s how we get all the leaks.