Buttered/non buttered toast mentality

If you took all 16 players from a Warthunder team in any given battle and tasked them to make toast with butter on it - I guarantee you would end up with 16 slices of toast but no-one to butter it.

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ok

now what

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But occasionally, one player will not only butter the toast, but tape it to the back of a cat.

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join the thousands making toast and maybe 1 or 2 will pop up every now and then and butter it for you. Hopefully. Maybe. As long as it’s not me right? - no offense to you mate, just making a point.

But the butter is clearly stored in the enemy spawn so we all need to charge in to get it first.

bruh what point are you making? I havent been able to find one in this thread

it’s not. It is in the butter container that is next to you. Just grab a knife and spread it.

Mine is in the fridge, but most players seem to keep it in the enemy spawn, it must be a big chunk of butter to, because they need 2/3rds of the team to go get it out.

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I cannot disagree with your sentiment.

-1, Did not understand this suggestion and how will this effect the game. So IMO this should not be added to the game

-x = (-b ± √(b² - 4ac)) / (2a), what is a “toast”?

To paraphrase another War Thunder philosopher:
Once 16 slices attack the toaster, there is no one left to butter them

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What if I ate the butter
hamster-hamster-meme

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