Right, this may seem like a slightly unhinged rant coming from me, but here goes.
The British coastal line has to be one of the most pathetic jokes of a tech tree I have ever played in my 2-year-long boat journey. From what I heard Britain’s tree used to be fairly good until it became evident it could not follow the ever-changing state of coastal and now it is nothing but a shell of its former self. Most of their boats are among some of the most frustrating I have ever played.
There have been no new tech tree boats (besides the Fremantle) since March 2023 with the Terra Nova, unlike the other nations which actually got more than a couple of boats (the Soviets get the special treatment for obvious reasons.) over that same timespan. Besides the frigates, all of the boats (perhaps except the Fremantle and Grey Fox) are egregiously bad and so fragile even a small pebble would be more than enough to destroy them. In essence, they are the Japanese destroyers of coastal, without the bonkers torpedoes.
What I have a gripe with the most are the dreaded Fairmiles. All of them have an atrocious armament suite (the 57mm autoloaders, while they do good damage are unwieldy) but when used to their almost limited strengths (ambushes) they can perform okay. Hell, there are even other boats that are lower BRs than them and yet they can do a far better job than those glorified toy boats (yes I am looking at you R-130.) Unless you somehow catch them by surprise, you stand NO chance against the many Soviet and German armoured boats and artillery ferries. Additionally, you have to suffer through them in order to actually progress in the tree at rank 3-4, so it would just be best to folder them somehow.
peak fairmile gameplay (the pr.206 merely serves as a hyperbole device)
The 12.7 mm Vickers and 40 mm pom-poms commonly found in mid-tier are simply woeful compared to their respective counterparts found at the same BR. Unlike their counterparts (the M2 Browning and Bofors 40mm), they do below average damage (owing to their WWI origins) and not only that you also cannot fire continuously on the pom-poms which is a significant disadvantage compared to them. With such poor stopping power, it’s almost like as if you’re throwing rocks rather than actually dealing damage to even other boats that are the same BR as you. Simply put, the guns are hopelessly outdated.
However, I will list a couple of very worthy candidates for the tree so that it can stand a chance against the Soviet-German meta.
LCG(L) 3
Spoiler
Essentially the British answer to the AF D1/D3, with destroyer guns. A very tanky boat, it will guarantee some anti-destroyer capabilities.
Bay-class frigate
Spoiler
A slower Calpe/Vega, yet it would be a good tech tree alternative to the Spey. Its dual 102mms will shred any destroyer to pieces if used correctly.
Of course, Gaijin could simply add more boats onto the tree but as the old saying goes: “No OnE pLaYs/CaReS aBoUt NaVaL”, and the Snail knows this very well, so we will almost never see any changes or additions to the tree.
alright rant over