April Fools 2026 Guesses

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Anybody got a last minute guesses as to what the April Fools event will be this year?

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  • Ground Battles
  • Air Battles
  • Naval Battles
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I’m thinking it might be a Naval focused event…
Or maybe the April fools Event was the friends we made along the way?

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Maybe no april fools event?

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I suspect an event with controllable aircraft carriers maybe? Like an ability to dictate squadrons of aircraft taking off from yourself and such

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Something infantry related

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5th gen testing or next gen IR missile along with ECM and EW or something

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We’re probably getting tiny tanks.

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Do we think the server hampster post was a hint? Hampter theme perchance?

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Yeah, my guess if hampster balls with guns

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Hopefully they test AWACS and Air refueling as well with ECM,EW and next gen IR missile

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Maybe an L3 war with different L3 version? Or a War with only tankette

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it’s the mechs

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BMPT pro-series

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Perhaps the April Fools’ event is that there is no April Fools’ event at all; rather than holding an April Fools’ event, it would be better to release 20 more duplicate golden vehicles and strengthen Russia at the same time.

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Kugelpanzer?

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How about LDIRCM helis fighting eachother with F&F missiles so they cant kill, also no ammo for the chain gun, but instead you have to use Flares to make kills

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  • Submarines are possible (hopefully not)

generally a Naval event is possible imo

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Submarines were great fun during that event. But they’ve already done it (2023).

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Just a thought - come from gemini- To understand how a hamster sees the world, you have to imagine swapping high-definition clarity for a panoramic, “always-on” security camera. Their vision is built for one primary goal: survival, not detail.

Here is a breakdown of the hamster’s visual experience:

1. The “Wide-Angle” Lens (360° Vision)

Because their eyes are positioned on the sides of their heads (lateral placement), hamsters have an incredibly wide field of view.

  • Panoramic View: They can see almost everything around them at once, which is perfect for spotting a predator sneaking up from behind or above.
  • The Trade-off: The cost of this wide view is a lack of binocular vision. Their eyes’ fields don’t overlap much, meaning they have almost no depth perception. This is why a hamster might walk straight off the edge of a table—they simply can’t tell how far down the floor is.

2. Extreme Nearsightedness

If a hamster were human, they would need very thick glasses.

  • Blurry World: Anything more than a few inches away is just a blurry shape.
  • Movement Over Detail: Their eyes are wired to detect motion rather than form. They won’t recognize your face by looking at it, but they will react instantly to a shadow moving quickly over their cage.

3. Limited Color Palette (Dichromatic)

Hamsters aren’t totally colorblind, but their world is mostly “washed out.”

  • Green and Blue: Research suggests they can see some greens and blues.
  • Red Blindness: They are essentially blind to the red spectrum. This is why many owners use red light bulbs for nighttime observation; the hamster thinks it is still pitch black, so they go about their business undisturbed.

4. Low-Light Specialization

As crepuscular/nocturnal creatures, their eyes are packed with rods (cells that detect light) rather than cones (cells that detect color).

  • Night Vision: They can navigate in what we would consider total darkness with ease.
  • Light Sensitivity: Bright daylight is actually quite painful and disorienting for them. They much prefer the soft glow of twilight.

Summary: How they “see” you

When you interact with a hamster, remember that your image is just a large, fuzzy moving shape to them. To compensate for their poor eyesight, they use:

  • Whiskers (Vibrissae): To “map” the physical space around them.
  • Scent: To identify who you are.
  • Hearing: To detect your approach.

And- If we look at hamsters as “living stealth fighters,” their social interactions are basically a high-stakes game of Electronic Warfare and Passive Detection.

Because their “radar” (eyesight) is so poor, they operate almost entirely in EMCON (Emissions Control) mode, relying on other sensors to “paint a picture” of the enemy.

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By the logic, it should be Ground Forces. But if we`re talking about the game mode they introduce… I believe it will be infantry related

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