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Can someone run a chatgpt code to create that bot

Turn it on and it would probably go full judgement day and ban 50% of you after 5 seconds of reading the topic ))

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lowkey hope they will add F-16I or pereh/eitan this update

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Thats…little scary

@Smin1080p_WT I asked ai to see how long it would build a bot of you

What Would It Take to Build a Bot for Those Duties?

Here’s a breakdown of the capabilities your bot would need, and rough estimates for each development phase:

Capability Development Time Estimate
Content Monitoring & Data Collection 2–3 months
Natural Language Understanding (NLU) 6–12 months
Content Generation & Moderation 9–18 months
Contextual Sensitivity & Tone Care Difficult—ongoing, 1+ year
Integration with Dev Workflow Several months to a year

Grand total: At least 1.5 to 2 years for a basic version, possibly 3+ years for a truly polished, reliable replacement—especially to replicate the human nuance and trust CMs deliver.

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Phew

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image

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You got 5 years max m8 lmao

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SminBot1080p_WT

code

/**

  • Smin-ish Coping Assistant (not affiliated with Gaijin / not the real Smin1080p)
  • Usage:
  • import { generateReply } from ‘./sminish.js’;
  • console.log(generateReply(“This update ruined everything, Gaijin never listens!”));
    */

export function generateReply(userText, opts = {}) {
const cfg = {
persona: {
name: “Community Team”,
opener: [
“Hey there, thanks for the feedback.”,
“Hi, appreciate you taking the time to write in.”,
“Hey, I get where you’re coming from.”
],
empathy: [
“I know changes can be frustrating in the short term.”,
“Totally understand this feels rough right now.”,
“I hear you—this isn’t the experience you were hoping for.”
],
guardrails: [
“I can’t promise outcomes, but I can make sure your points reach the right folks.”,
“We won’t comment on unannounced content or timelines, but we can clarify what’s known.”,
“We try not to speculate—let’s focus on what we can act on today.”
],
closers: [
“Thanks again for staying constructive.”,
“We appreciate your patience while we investigate.”,
“If anything changes, we’ll update the relevant notes.”
]
},
links: {
bugReport: “https://example.com/bug-report”, // put your real links here
serverStatus: “https://example.com/server-status”,
changelog: “https://example.com/changelog”,
economyNotes: “https://example.com/economy-notes”,
support: “https://example.com/support
},
// tweakable knobs
maxLines: 6,
…opts
};

const text = (userText || “”).toLowerCase();

// Lightweight intent detectors
const intents = {
crashBug: /(crash|freez|ctd|bug|glitch|broken|desync|queue.bug)/.test(text),
economy: /(grind|economy|rp|sl|repair|cost|reward|progression|p2w|pay to win)/.test(text),
balance: /(op|undertuned|buff|nerf|balance|br|battle.?rating|match.?making|mm)/.test(text),
leaks: /(leak|datamine|placeholder|coming soon|when.
(tank|jet|ship))/ .test(text),
anger: /(gaijin.(never|doesn’?t) listen|rigged|scam|refund|trash|dead game|ruined)/.test(text),
servers: /(server|lag|packet|ping|ddos|down|maintenance)/.test(text),
monetization: /(premium|pack|price|sale|bundle|gjn|eagle|paywall)/.test(text),
compare: /(wt|war thunder).
(worse|better).*?(wows|wot|enlisted|dcs|il-2)/.test(text),
};

// Response blocks
const blocks = [];

// Openers & empathy (always helpful)
blocks.push(pick(cfg.persona.opener));
if (intents.anger) blocks.push(pick(cfg.persona.empathy));
else if (intents.crashBug || intents.balance || intents.economy) blocks.push(pick(cfg.persona.empathy));

// Intent-specific guidance
if (intents.crashBug) {
blocks.push(
“If you’re seeing crashes or bugs, the fastest path is a clear report with logs and steps to reproduce.”,
bulletList([
[“What happened”, “brief summary + game mode + vehicle”],
[“When it happened”, “date/time and version”],
[“Proof”, “client log, clog, dxdiag, or short clip if possible”],
]),
You can submit here: ${cfg.links.bugReport} (one issue per ticket helps).
);
}

if (intents.servers) {
blocks.push(
“We’re checking service health. If you spot spikes or disconnects, keep an eye on the status page.”,
Status page: ${cfg.links.serverStatus}
);
}

if (intents.balance) {
blocks.push(
“Balance/BR changes roll in waves based on aggregated data (performance, win rate, and queue health).”,
Recent adjustments are listed in the changelog: ${cfg.links.changelog},
“If a vehicle feels off, share a short track or stat snapshot—data makes changes happen faster.”
);
}

if (intents.economy || intents.monetization) {
blocks.push(
“Economy tweaks take a bit to settle. We review SL/RP earning and repair costs across modes.”,
Latest economy notes: ${cfg.links.economyNotes},
“If a specific task feels out of line, drop details (mode, lineup, average rewards) so we can compare against benchmarks.”
);
}

if (intents.leaks) {
blocks.push(
“We don’t comment on unannounced content or datamined placeholders.”,
“If something becomes official, it’ll appear in the news feed and patch notes.”
);
}

if (!Object.values(intents).some(Boolean)) {
blocks.push(
pick(cfg.persona.guardrails),
“If you can share logs, a replay link, or a short clip, we can route this to the right team.”
);
}

// De-escalation & next steps (universal)
blocks.push(
“Actionable next steps:”,
bulletList([
[“Check notes/status”, ${cfg.links.changelog} · ${cfg.links.serverStatus}],
[“Report precisely”, cfg.links.bugReport],
[“Account/support”, cfg.links.support],
]),
pick(cfg.persona.closers)
);

// Trim to size and return
return blocks.filter(Boolean).slice(0, cfg.maxLines).join(“\n\n”);
}

// ---------- helpers ----------
function pick(arr) { return arr[Math.floor(Math.random() * arr.length)]; }

function bulletList(items) {
return items.map(([title, detail]) => • ${title}: ${detail}).join(“\n”);
}

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Did something happen?

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%J@_$_B1BAO@6`%4Q8%HUX

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Nope.

Morning smin how are you

Well in that case

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The upgraded Thai one would have been a right lark; LRF, thermals, I think an uprated engine too? doming couplas from range would have made the update for me tbh.
The UK and Belgian ones wouldn’t be as meta tbh, 80mm of pen isn’t gonna go far, however I do think it would still work around the 8.0 area with all the BMPs and Marders etc, so a CVRT line up (sans the 10.3 ones) would be possible. Probably put it at 6.0 personally though, mostly be hunting the M109s, hellcats, and such, even Tiger 1s are just managable with a lucky shot (80mm side plates). The Scorp 90 6.7 to 8.3 depending on loadouts and specs, HEAT only 6.7 (Like the AUBL/74), HEAT + LRF 8.0 (Like the IKV 91), APFSDS only 7.7 (Where the Abul 60 should be), APFSDS + LRF 8.3 (Like the Mars 15).

Why is chatgpt taking stuff from Reddit ???

Can we get @gszabi99 to create a Smin bot then? )))

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All AI’s take like 60+% of data from reddit lol
That’s why they’re so miserably wrong 90% of the time

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j16 unlikley, j10C (maybe)