they are demanding 3000 dollars for his left leg
Did the Hamster got Nuked or whats going on?
Server Hamster is threatening to die like every hamster ever unless it gets a bigger wheel.
I am calling it they are launching the first open beta build and nuking all progress, clean slate protocol
The basement guys cat, Tigor, got into the server shed. The hampsters have dispersed. But not to worry, we have a UAV up to hunt them down.

wher event
I waited, I was excited, and it turned out to be a two-day troll.
Servers are offline now for other people too right?
Seems so.
We got the Hamster back!

Time to deploy more cats

the forum has fallen, 405 after 405
maybe the joke is the updates that made it to production along the way (6 last ones)
Server hamster needed to lock in to get the april fools update out, no games, no forum, all hamster power diverted to updating.
This years event was great! Looking forward to the next one
(the entire last 3 years)
I wouldn’t say that. We had some bangers