Major Update "Firebirds" - Rumor Round-Up & Discussion (Part 2)

Yeah I know, it was a joke

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dont log out, I think the issue isnt the game servers but the authentication servers. So you cant log in

They forgot to pay the bills, it’s joever

The bills for the hamster feed.

Instead of “Guess how many pencils are in the jar”(there’s too many different versions of it), can the forums just play “Guess how many GBs are in the update” and whoever gets the closest wins a prize?

/s (would be a fun idea though)

Tfw the major update is just called “freedom” and it’s them shutting the servers down o7

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Either that or “touch grass”

Snail addicts pulling out a 20 year old server rack just to keep playing on an open host server

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nice! now i need freedom update also from factorio and satisfactory

patch incoming CONFIRMED, LETS GOOOO

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no

Smin, me wonder do we have to prepare popcorn for an short (Movie)?

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I called bvvd he said he’s dropping the patch RIGHT NOW

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Read that in a Scottish accent

Nah BvvD still recovering from the Singapore outrage so he probably updated the BMP-2 again lol 😂

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looks like servers fixed

More like basement guy got into the sql commands

DROP TABLE server_urls;

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Maybe the intern tripped over the auth server’s power cables lol.

It’s hard getting good help these days

hampter is dead, hampter is dead

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