Oh, the sheer, unadulterated joy of logging into War Thunder mid-sale, only to be greeted by the breathtaking spectacle of a ban wave in full swing! It’s like a digital spring cleaning, but instead of dust bunnies, we’re sweeping away… well, nobody, apparently.
Day three of this glorious purge, and what do I find? A level 16 prodigy, fresh off the digital boat, armed with nothing but a Wolfpack and an A-10 Early. And wouldn’t you know it, this individual possesses the kind of aim that would make a seasoned sniper weep, coupled with the foresight of a seasoned prophet thanks to their “enhanced” situational awareness. And the drone assistance? Pure genius! Who needs skill when you can just summon an A-10 with Mavericks like it’s a party trick?
But wait, it gets better! This very same virtuoso was apparently introduced to the ban hammer on July 1st. Yet, like a phoenix rising from the ashes of a deleted account, they reappeared on day one of the ban wave, now soaring to level 21 with a mind-boggling 70%+ win rate on their beloved A-10 Early and Wolfpack. It’s almost as if the bans are just a gentle suggestion, a polite “please come again soon!”
And the grand finale? I witnessed a battle where our level 16 wunderkind was utterly decimated by an account from 2021, showcasing the exact same “skills” of ESP and aimbot. It’s a true master-and-apprentice tale, where the apprentice gets schooled by the sensei in the art of digital deception.
Honestly, if Gaijin and their “verified content creators” aren’t secretly running a Cheater’s Anonymous support group, then I’m utterly at a loss. The level of… let’s call it “transparency,” in this situation is simply awe-inspiring. Perhaps they’re just aiming for peak meta, where the only way to win is to out-cheat the other cheaters? A truly revolutionary game design!