Formal Letter to the War Thunder Development Team

Sorry mate, we only have Full Metal Jacket and Apocalypse Now, which one do you want to see?

No Heart of Darkness?

No Saving Private Ryan?

No Kalashnikov?!

Sorry, I don’t know what to express. This is a bit difficult for me, I’m worried about offending you😂

My fat 6’ ass already can’t fit in the driver’s seat of an Abrams.

I’ll wait for the other one called 55 minutes in Hanoi, 55 days seems a bit long

I won’t get offended over a joke or a comment.

Especially when I’m already insulting myself.

Tanks really are built for sub 180cm people.

Actually, you would need 200 days in Hanoi, 20 years in Vietnam, and finally a few hours in Lang Son.

It seems that I am unable to enter the tank

😂

I thought they already made that one, I’m waiting for the sequel

I sat in a BMP-1 once.

I had to contort myself in ways that were unfun to get in an out. I feel bad for the crews.

Hey, do you want to see my dog


At the same time, it should be declared that Chinese people do not eat cats, dogs, mice, and insects. I completely don’t understand where these stereotypes come from

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Have you seen the photo of Dmitry Rogozin trying to get into a T-90’s driving seat? It’s hilarious.

Edit: I stand corrected, getting out of a T-90. Dude’s Russian fat ass got stuck.

The sequel is going to be really brutal, I bet you won’t want to watch it.

old time design.
that’s why almost every BMP modernizing project always contains lifting the roof

That’s a very adorable brown dog.

As for the stereotype, I am not sure either

Now I gotta go find it lol.

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Worth a shot tho

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Dude’s proving my point

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Really shows you who is insecure in the “conversation”. XD

Gaijin please give the chinese their own server so they can circle jerk themselves with their insults

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so… like I said earlier - Copy-paste. You just made my point for me.

Another fool, now this post has two fools