Listen up, snail overlords! 🐌 Do you even KNOW what you’re depriving us of? The SR-71 Blackbird, aka the SPEED DEMON 🚀 of the skies, aka “Bye-bye radar, you can’t catch me!” It’s like putting a Ferrari in a go-kart race and watching everyone cry. 😭
Why we NEED this bird:
Speed = Fun 💨 – You think top-tier jets are fast? LOL, cute. SR-71’s cruising at Mach 3, sipping jet fuel like a $5 latte while your MiG is still tying its shoelaces. LET ME VIBE AT 85,000 FEET, PLS. 🛫✨
Spy Vibes 🕵️♂️ – Imagine zipping across the map, snapping pics of the enemy base (for reasons) and disappearing before they can say “target spotted.” Be the ghost, not the ghoul.
Stealth Flex 😎 – SAMs? Missiles? LOL, those are for planes that care. The SR-71 just laughs, flexes its titanium muscles, and leaves a shockwave for you to choke on.
Memes, obviously 🤡 – Picture this: SR-71 enters battle, enemy players screech in chat, “TOO FAST!!! REEEEEE!” Meanwhile, you’re eating Doritos at Mach 3 and texting your crush. ICONIC. ✨
Well, you say its for fun an meme’s but there are some actual good points here:
Would be a great mechanic in sim and add a new way to play the game. AI gets a spy plane, whey not player controlled?
If not player controlled SR-71 an AI controlled on crossing the map once. 85k ft is doable for SOME aircraft in a snap up attack. Could have an announcement “SR-71 approaching in 3 minutes” so you climb to altitude and build up some speed and then you need to find it when it’s in the map so you can snap up and pop off a missile.
Also a way to drag the fight off the low levels. Whoever goes to intercept it might draw enemies from the other team further up too.
Can’t imagine it’ll be doing Mach 3 at where the battles actually are…and which everyone will complain about… but would love to see ppl trying to stay below 50m for multipath… :D
