🐸 ATTENTION, GLORIOUS GAMERS! 🐸
💥 THE 513th FROG BATTALION WANTS YOU! 💥
Do you have what it takes to leap into battle and rain destruction upon your enemies?! Do you crave the rush of aerial dogfights and the earth-shaking power of armored warfare?! WELL, GUESS WHAT?! We’re looking for ELITE WARRIORS who aren’t afraid to ribbit in the face of danger!
WHAT WE DEMAND (Yes, DEMAND! 💀):
👉 LEVEL 100+ – If you’re not a seasoned war amphibian, don’t even think about it!
👉 A WORKING MIC – Because psychic communication isn’t reliable in combat!
👉 ENGLISH FLUENCY – So we can scream strategies (and victory cries) properly!
WHAT YOU GET (Besides Instant Swagger 🕶️):
🔥 Adrenaline-Packed Squadron Battles – Win. Destroy. Repeat!
🧠 Galaxy-Brain Strategy Sessions – Outsmart enemies like a 4D chess grandmaster!
👊 A Brotherhood of Absolute Legends – We fight together, we win together!
🏆 The Chance to Become a LIVING WAR GOD – Glory, honor, and the eternal respect of your foes!
READY TO HOP INTO HISTORY?!
JOIN NOW! Smash that [DISCORD] and prepare for the most explosive, chaotic, and frog-powered battles of your life! 🐸💥
THE 513th FROG BATTALION AWAITS. WILL YOU TAKE THE LEAP?! 🚀